me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
whats with parents and comparing you with other peoples kids………
Like DAMN mom if it matters that much you should have raised me like them
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.
this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood