Tweets

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

happiest:

whats with parents and comparing you with other peoples kids………

Like DAMN mom if it matters that much you should have raised me like them


sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

She really needs to believe she’s special. I admire that about her. Because you have to believe you’re special before you can do anything special.
Wendy Wunder, The Museum of Intangible Things (via quoted-books)

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

840px:

life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.

(Source: ellsworthsmelly)

legalwifi:

this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood

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